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May 9, 2008
Mob boss and all around ubergoon Martino Vitali came to town and very soon he
will be gone. I'm unsure if this is a shame or not. With Stefano gone and Victor
back, a good feud among rival crime families would be welcome, especially when
you throw a loose cannon like John into the mix. But perhaps the writers quickly
realized that they've been down similar avenues before and the mob is best left
to "General Hospital", where there isn't much of anything else. In the process,
everything's changed for Ava pretty quickly. It's an easy trick to blame drugs
for everything and suddenly transform a character into someone else. So who is
Ava going to be now and will we get a chance to see much of her? I find it
terribly hard to dislike someone who would level a shot at Hope, so, hopefully,
there will be something else worthwhile for her to do.
As for the
other newer characters: We discovered Daniel's secret, which was that,
apparently, his wife was a terminally ill patient and she died. Not a terribly
impressive secret, so I hope there will be more to it. The fact that he took her
down to die by the waves makes a rather tidy excuse for his surferisms and
explains why he refuses to hook up with Chelsea... for now anyway. He'd be
better with Kate, I think. He would even be better with Lexi, and considering
how much trouble she thinks her marriage is in, she might be priming herself for
a fling. Meanwhile, Chelsea is going back to her old self, brutally dumping
Nick, who also seems to be getting screwed over by Max who is slowly acquiring a
new and strange personality. The irony of this is that Chelsea seems to once
again be chasing a phantom. Nick seduced Chelsea from afar by pretending to be a
handsome doctor. She discovered this lie and found the "real" doctor who turned
out to be a creep. Nick saved her from the doctor and she discovered that Nick
was who she really wanted. This fantasy now seems to have returned in the person
of Daniel, but it's far from clear who he will turn out to be.
In other
news, EJ and Nicole are in cahoots after all. He's paid her to lie to
Immigration and it's unclear exactly what else they will get up to together.
It's very nice. Finally a little more of the evil EJ, even if it's evil of the
boring variety. Using Nicole to make Sami jealous is cringe-worthy on many
levels, but Nicole still makes the pair more amusing than they are on their own.
To be honest, I could care less what he does to Sami, as long as he does it in
an underhanded and evil way. Why can't he just get Rolf to reprogram her or
stick Kate's brain in her body? Instead, Sami continues to move toward a Lucas
level of blatant stupidity. If the flashbacks this week reminded us of anything
other than John and Marlena's old hairstyles, they should have reminded us of
what a devious and vindictive creature Sami is. What happened to the cruel and
scheming Sami of old? When they magically aged Will did they accidentally start
aging her backwards? Beneath her thin maternal veneer, she seems less mature now
than she did when she was teenager.
The strange
central scene of this week was when Sami, wearing a pair of large monkey
slippers, sat down to psychoanalyse both herself and John. I'm not sure if she
got her lessons from her mother or Dr. Nussbaum, I'm not even sure which would
be worse, but Sami passes the test as a daytime shrink, handing out the regular
advice and excuses; they even gave her glasses to do it with. But the whole
conversation between them was an important one, not just for John but for "DOOL"
itself. After all, if you keep bringing back the past in flashbacks, how do you
move on? Isn't it better to forget and abandon the past, something the show
always tries to do but never completely manages. Some soap operas don't require
a suspension of disbelief, they require recurring amnesia. That's the thing that
makes John's role so interesting now. Not only is he Mr. Amnesia, he also serves
to center everything around him. In spite of the fact that, as a person, he's
completely inconsistent, it's only his present which changes dramatically as he
re-imagines himself, whereas everyone's past continues to change. Up until now,
this has always made him easy to manipulate, whether by Stefano, Victor or
Marlena. Now he's become far more creative. Maybe Sami, also a remarkably
inconsistent character and frequent amnesiac, could learn a few things from
this.
Lines of
the Week:
Nicole: "I don't know what I'll do if Pookie leaves me."
EJ: "Then
you will have me."
Victor:
"Daniel told me he was going to marry her in the hospital. That night she took a
turn for the worse."
John: "Look
at this place. There is no sign of forced entry. Either a professional or a
freeloading relative robbed me."
Nicole: (to
Sami) "I can't just exchange Pookie like you do husbands."
Sami:
(imitating Charlton Heston) "You can have it when you rip it from my cold, dead
hands."
April 25, 2008
The highlight of the week was Sami punching Nicole. Not
that Nicole isn't swell, but it's so nice to see Sami get aggressive. It was
also good to see the possibility of a Morgan/Philip pairing continue to blossom.
Philly needs some love, or, at the very least, some non-Chloe-related lust, and
it should be fascinating to watch him get involved with a woman who isn't a
flake or a bimbo for once. Two other romances continued to percolate at
different speeds. Stephanie is doing her best to get over her problems and move
on with Max. Nothing new was revealed about Max's recent odd behavior, but
Stephanie certainly seems sexually frustrated. What else could explain her
wearing those white socks with that all black outfit the other day? The
Chelsea/Dr. Jonas thing also moved on. I'm afraid it will develop into a story
instead of staying in Chelsea's drug induced haze where it belongs. The most
ominous sign of the week was seeing Rolf holding John's ID disc in his hands.
Why isn't he destroying that thing? Please Rolf, before it's too late!
Things
started to get way out of hand with the "old" and the "new" this week. Perhaps a
third of the conversations in the past week revolved around whether the old you
was the real you and the new you was not, or whether the new you was the real
you and the old one was not... or something similar. It would have been more
amusing if the conversations had employed flashbacks to different actors who
have played the parts (for those to which that applies). They didn't really play
it that way, sadly. It will be interesting to see how far they can push this
angle without resorting to the use of doppelgangers and mysteriously appearing
twin--not that either of those things are objectionable. It seems to be a
dwindling possibility, however, as the Ava plot loses the steam it had left and
Marlena tries to embrace the new John.
The issue
in all of this is really a question of how to deal with redundancy and ambiguity
and go beyond them. John Black's mysterious identity was finally solved when he
discovered that he was a DiMera. Ironically, when he discovered this, he was no
longer who he had been for years. This same theme finds a variation in Steve,
who is also the product of other character's imaginations and machinations,
though largely a cypher himself. It's a plot device they've been pulling out for
years. Usually it keeps things fresh. If you can't integrate new characters,
which is notoriously difficult, the least you can do is reinvent the old ones,
even in a ludicrous manner because--as DOOL writers have always known--history
is contingent. What's worrying is that at the moment, the show seems more intent
on creating a semblance of coherency than it's ever really bothered with before.
There was a time when the holes in logic could easily swallow entire storylines;
now the sailing is a little too smooth. For instance, the incredibly bland
problem of Ava. Patch left her, she got depressed and wanted him back... more or
less. Apparently, she suffers from "brief psychotic disorder", which is
something the show could use more of.
Lines of
the week:
Marlena (to John): "Married people don't date."
John (to
Nicole): "I lost my memory not my senses. You didn't think this tasteless dress
and the painfully embarrassing come-ons would be enough to make me reveal my
affairs, did you? Who are you working for, Victor or little Philip?"
Stephanie
(to Max): "It's about you and me. And me and you – and how I feel about you."
Sami:
"Nicole hydrates. She drinks two quarts of something a day."
Nicole:
"Juice without vodka is like a day without sunshine."
Nicole: "I
don't even know which brat I was holding. EJ's baby or Lucas' baby... Good thing
you didn't have triplets. Can't tell the fathers without a program."
April 11, 2008
Marlena is hell bent on getting the old John back. We
even got a glimmer that there might be something of the old John in the new
John. When he, rather gruffly and over-adamantly, asserted that he wasn't
remembering anything, something seemed to be returning... but maybe he was just
uncomfortable, which I guess anybody would be if they were under Marlena's
hypnotic control. I suspect the old John she seeks will return eventually, under
the hypnotic spell that Marlena's hair seems to cast on him, but it will be a
tragedy when that happens. What's really baffling about it all is that Marlena,
of all people, seems so convinced that there was some specific old John she
could call back up. John, if he's had any consistency over the decades, has
always been a cipher with no really stable identity, continually flirting with
new personalities. Maybe the new and wonderfully laconic John is just who John
has always been underneath it all and Marlena has become excessively superficial
and nostalgic for a past that was about as real as the erotic fantasises she
used to have about him when he was in a coma. It was rather striking that all of
the moments that she used to try to make him remember their past, were moments
when the old John was pretending to be someone he knew that he wasn't, simply in
order to please her. It was good to see that they didn't shy away from the irony
that Marlena is now taking on the role of Stefano, albeit Stefano light, and,
once again, John gets be someone's pet project.
Sami and
EJ's "marriage" got a little more real thanks to Nicole waving cash in his face
to help him support his martini habit. It's hard to say if Sami is jealous or
just annoyed that Nicole seems so intent of getting into EJ's life. I just hope
she can get rid of reformed EJ and push him back into the realm of darkness. If
Chloe, Nicole and John are the most sinister people on the show right now,
something is seriously wrong...beyond the bizarre pacing. The show seems to have
returned to the John E. Reilly version of time. More time passed in the first
few minutes of Monday's show than the entire rest of the week. Not that I'm
complaining about that. I'm probably the only person in the world who would
prefer it if he was still writing the show. At least it was relatively
consistent, even when it was consistently bad, and it always seemed like
something could happen. Now it persistently seems like, whatever is going to
happen, is going to happen in some distant future and nothing much is pushing it
along. Couldn't we have gotten a few more details from Ava and her shrink this
week, or at least some ludicrously phoney TV psychiatrist talk. Ava should send
her doctor after Hope/Kayla and have her brainwashed using all the information
on her that she's culled from the internet. Then Hope could run around thinking
she was some strange version of Kayla, resulting in many uncomfortable moments
for both Bo and Steve. Or at least they could have Steve brainwashed again.
Isn't that what soap opera psychiatrists are there for? Kayla and Bo worrying in
bed is not interesting, or necessary, and the only thing exciting about
Stephanie and Max's scenes this week was that pie and cake were involved.
Lines of
the Week:
Nicole (to
Sami): "I'd cry too, if you were my mother. You know... the twins having
different fathers is freakish. How does that work, anyway? You really must have
been slutting around."
Sami (on
Nicole): "I dislike tomatoes. I despise her."
John (on
the difference between being used by Marlena and Stefano): "He didn't look half
as good in a dress."
Philip (on
Nicole arriving at Chez Rouge): "Maybe I should tell Maggie to hide the
Crystal."
Nicole (to
Sami): "You look... like you've just had twins."
Roman:
"I'll lock you up."
Bo: "On what charge?"
Roman: "Reckless stupidity."
April 4, 2008 -
It's been bickering week on "Days". Well, that's not
entirely accurate. Bickering and inappropriate flirting seem to have been
the rule. Not that I'm complaining. While every woman in Chelsea's orbit noticed
her obvious crush on Dr. Daniel, none of them managed to stop themselves from
throwing a few double entendres his way. Kate probably has a shot with him...
Chelsea has yet to share a man with her grandmother. I
still
don't trust him at all, by the way. I think it's the surfer talk. I also found
it a little odd that, considering he's known Victor for most of his life and
their families are supposedly close, he suddenly needs Chelsea to explain
everything to him. Some people have suggested he may have something to do with
Ava, citing the mention that he was hired to help the troubled daughter of a
powerful Italian family. Maybe...but he also seems to be trying a little too
hard to be ignorant about fellow world-traveler Nicole.
Having
finally gotten out of the hospital, for the most part, we have instead been
confined to a series of dining rooms. It's been wonderfully theatrical: just
when soaps seem to be moving away from their campy phoniness, "Days" maintains
the tradition. To accompany that, the chatter on the show has really been upped.
My hands hurt from typing, but little has actually happened this week. Whoever
is writing the dialog is really outdoing themselves. EJ somehow turned from
being Hugh Grant to Cary Grant while he and Sami tried to re-enact the first
half of "His Girl Friday" for the Immigration agent. The more successful humor
came from John and Rolf. I never thought Marlena, Salem's own Lady Satan, would
be put in the position of straight man to John, king of the monosyllabic
response. But, to me at least, this is the most fun they've ever been and
listening to anyone make sardonic remarks about Sami and EJ makes me smile.
Max
continues to become more mysterious, which is a relief since I often wonder what
they'll do with poor Uncle Max. His efforts to keep Stephanie away from the
docks and his increasingly perplexing behavior towards Nick are giving him a
darker dimension. Though I doubt Max, however troubled, can make the leap into
villainy, this weird side of him is, at least, more interesting that he and
Steph making Little Orphan Annie eyes at each other. I suspect his working down
at the docks may be more than random considering the fact that John and the
Kiriakis' are currently dancing around going to war over them.
I
never realized Aunt Maggie was such a cutie until Tuesday. New, surprisingly
youthful, Mickey pops up and Maggie's hair truncates in size and she suddenly
becomes mischievous. Perhaps this means they'll finally get something to do,
though the cynic in me assumes they'll become props in the ongoing EJami Punch
N' Judy routine. This prospect is almost as exciting as Ava noticing how
unbelievable it was that Hope is pregnant. Of course, that didn't last. They
really have to hurry things along with this. I actually find Ava amusing, but
they have repeated the exact same flashback sequences with her repeatedly and
it's starting to seem like she's just a time filler to put between John's laconic
remarks.
The other
big excitement of the week was the return of Nicole. So far it's been fun…
though I worry it will turn into another pointless parade of cleavage a la
Chloe.
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