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Monday
May 12, 2008
Have your Baby like a Man!
Eve
insists she must deliver Vincent's baby at the hospital, but both Julian and
Vincent balk at the idea of anyone finding out Vincent is alive, let alone
having his father's baby. When Eve tells Julian the baby won't fit through
Vincent's "lady parts", he offers her a massive kitchen knife and suggests a
c-section, with booze as the anesthetic. Eve warns the baby and Vincent could
die if they don't get to a hospital. Julian doesn't seem to mind the sound of
that, but Vincent just promises he and his baby will survive. Confident his mom
will persevere in spite of everything, he orders her to perform and his father
to catch it on video for his blog. "Even in labor, my son is one scary son of
a..." Julian thinks to himself. Then Vincent cries out that the baby is stuck,
which just proves Eve's earlier concerns. "You're male genitalia's in the way!"
she cries, so Julian, at his wits ends, again offers her the knife and says,
"Here, whack it off like you did mine!" After another warning that the pair may
not survive delivery, Eve cheers that she sees the baby's head. Julian doesn't
seem to know how he feels about either announcement, but moves around to see the
action. "It's such a mess down there," he mutters at all the extra parts between
Vincent's legs and after Eve and Vincent go another round of "the baby's too big
for the opening," Julian runs to the sink fearing he'll throw up. "Childbirth is
a perfectly natural thing," Eve deadpans, but Julian counters this one is
different.
Then Vincent passes out. Julian refuses to give him mouth to
mouth, suggesting they pull the baby out with salad prongs or use that
kitchen knife. Eve cries that this was just what she feared would happen, so
Julian screams for Vincent to wake up and shakes his head around. "Have your
baby like a man!" Julian demands and Vincent gasps for air and wakes up. Eve
says she needs one more push, so Vincent takes Julian's hand and gets that
baby out! After Vincent asks for the baby's sex, Julian pleads, "Oh please,
God, let it be one or the other!" Eve is thrilled to announce it's a boy and
Vincent is soon feeling well enough to get back to tormenting his father.
Eve happily reminds Julian their son has given them a grandson, before
letting Vincent holds the baby. "I'm your daddy. And your mommy," he coos,
promising he'll never abandon him like his parents did. Julian grabs a fresh
bottle of booze, takes a swig and passes it to Eve. He is awed by the
strange birth, but Eve just wants to be happy and again promises, "Vincent's
baby is all boy.'
Before
checking the news to see if Fancy and Luis' plane crash has made the
airwaves, Pretty takes a moment to consider what she'll wear to Fancy's
funeral. She feels somewhat remorseful about "having" to kill Luis and the
pilot, but shrugs, "What choice did I have?" The crash hasn't made the news
yet and Pretty realizes she should warn Sheridan before it does, so Sheridan
can protect Marty from hearing it. "Finding out Daddy's dead out of the blue
really could make him snap," she figures. Of course, the plane has not yet
gone down. With the pilot unconscious on the couch, Luis heads to the
cockpit to call air traffic control for help, but the plane lurches before
he can get anywhere, throwing him and Fancy to one side. He promises they'll
survive this, just like they survived the mineshaft, but Fancy is sure
they're done for. He counters by proclaiming they will grow old together and
"die in each other's arms after making love for like the millionth time."
After his pep talk, they bump their way to the cockpit and Luis puts on the
pilot's headset. No one responds to his calls and he's at a loss as to what
to do next. The couple quickly starts bickering as they buckle into the
pilots' chairs, but just as quickly, they catch themselves and apologize.
Then Luis suddenly remembers Sheridan knows how to fly, so Fancy calls her
on the cell phone. Sheridan is annoyed to hear from her, but then Fancy puts
Luis on the phone and he catches her up. Sheridan immediately talks him
through lifting the plane's nose and slowing it down. With the alarms quiet
and the plane under control for the moment, Sheridan promises, "I will help
you land this jet safely."
Pretty
is not happy to arrive for that statement and demands Sheridan hang up the
phone. "Who do you think got them in this predicament in the first place?"
she asks, to which Sheridan gasps, "You really have lost your mind!" The
girls fight over the phone, while Luis worries they're running out of time.
Fancy screams that they'll die if she doesn't help, but by then the phone is
lying on the floor. Sheridan can't believe Pretty wants to kill her baby
daddy, but Pretty shrugs, "Luis isn't that great with Marty and besides, as
soon as he has kids with Fancy, my child will never see him again."
Unconvinced, Sheridan goes for the phone again, but Pretty jumps on her. She
explains she'd come over to tell Sheridan about her plan, but Sheridan
insists the plan sucks and she won't kill her niece. Then she punches Pretty
out! Unfortunately, when she picks up the phone, Luis doesn't respond. "I'm
so sorry Luis," she sighs as she puts the phone down. She kicks angrily at
Pretty, but then Luis calls her name out. She puts the phone back to her ear
and cries that he's got to make it home to Marty. After Luis agrees he has
many people to survive for, including Pretty's baby and Fancy, Sheridan
gives him landing directions. "Here goes nothing," he says, and lands the
plane. Luis and Fancy are overjoyed and thankful, but realize they have to
get the pilot to the hospital. Before letting him hang up, Sheridan
professes her love for both him and Fancy and her relief at their survival.
After Fancy thanks her and hangs up, Luis admits he'd been afraid they
wouldn't make it. Pretty wakes to hear Sheridan patting herself on the back.
"You stupid bitch, you ruined everything!" she growls and punches her aunt
out.
Gert-resa
tries her best to hide her teeth and mouth awkwardly behind a water glass
and a bottle, while Gwen holds up her false teeth up in disgust. "Who the
hell are you, and what do you want?" Gwen demands, but Ethan tells her she's
being too hard. Gwen suggests the nanny is planning to kidnap the kids or
rob the mansion, which Gert-resa of course denies. She explains they're not
a disguise, but meant to hide her real teeth, which are really horrible.
Ethan is horrified at the idea that her look is an improvement on anything.
She says her teeth were so bad folks thought she was British, so she
invested in falsies, but she couldn't get perfect teeth, "Because it would
make the rest of me look worse." Ethan immediately empathizes, noting he
works out like a fiend and Gwen's had a few... Gwen doesn't let him finish
that sentence, so he switches gears, saying, "Rebecca is testament to
cosmetic surgery." He cools the situation down, though Gwen is quite bitchy
when she gives Gert-resa her teeth. Gert-resa sticks them back in,
apologizes and offers to clean up. Gwen says the maid will deal with it and
sends Gert-resa off so that she and Ethan can get busy in the guest room.
She gets Ethan's shirt off and moans that it's been hours since their last
round, to which Ethan sighs, "You know, I'm not a robot." Gwen keeps working
him up, until there's a knock on the door.
It's Gert-resa, of course. She was crushed
that Juanita's escape ruined her romantic reunion with Ethan, but
immediately came up with a new plan. To Gwen's annoyance, she presents them
with after dinner drinks (with a healthy dose of white powder!), but Gwen
accepts it and when Theresa returns later in a sexy negligee, Ethan and Gwen
are both passed out. She wakes Ethan, who can barely stand and thinks he's
dreaming. She gets him out the door and to another romantic bedroom. His
eyes look closed, but he moans that she's beautiful. They kiss and she
undressed him, pushing him back into their old bed. "I've missed you so
much," he moans. "We're going to make up for it, right now," she promises.
She hasn't felt alive until now, in his arms, but knows she has to let Ethan
think it's a dream. As they make love, Theresa moans of his name so loud it
rouses Gwen. Gwen struggles to shake off the drugs as she searches for the
source of the moans and wonders why the voice sounds so familiar. She
stumbles into the door and sees Ethan making love to someone. "Theresa?" she
gasps in confusion.
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