SoapOperaFan.com . . . Passions Wednesday's Summary

Wrapped only in airplane blankets, Luis and Fancy profess their love and coo over each other and their future together. Fancy is so happy she can't believe it, but Luis tells her to believe it. After they kiss some more, they toast their entry into the mile high club. "The best part is we both joined at the exact same moment," Fancy smiles and Luis thinks it's a sign they'll be happy together as hubby and wife. They agree their love makes each of them a better person and then Luis recognizes Fancy for not letting all the other ladies who were after him get in their way. She shrugs that it's frustrating, but she'd do everything to keep him too. They kiss to being together forever and start another love session, unaware the pilot is out cold at the controls and alarms are going off. A bump breaks the lovers up and Luis calls the cockpit to check on Stanley. He doesn't answer the intercom, so Fancy imagines he's put them on mute so he can't hear her lovemaking. Luis agrees and they get back to making love. As soon as he mounts her, however, the plane jostles again. They hustle back into their clothes and find Stanley unconscious. They get him out of the cockpit, but can't wake him. Luis figures the autopilot gives them some time to get help, but then the plane shakes and the lights go out.

As Eve gets Vincent set up on the table for his delivery, Julian paces the kitchen, swigging booze and trying to make sense of it all. "I cannot be seeing my dead son giving birth," Julian gasps. Eve tells him to accept it -- and to save her a swig for later. Vincent then explains he never died, since Spike offered to help Sheridan find Marty, and, "Being dead gave me the cover I needed to keep mucking with your and mom's lives." He laughs maniacally as he tells Julian that he's also Valerie. Julian fights the truth, begging someone to tell him it's a hallucination. When Eve confirms Vincent's story, Julian passes out. He comes to on the floor, but passes out again when Vincent moans and he realizes it's all really happening. Eve wakes him and takes away the booze, because she may need his help. "You used to wonder why I started drinking again: There's the answer!" she says, before running to Vincent's side. Julian asks how long she's known about their son and she recounts how Vincent returned to her after his presumed death, letting her believe he was a ghost. Julian says he hadn't believed her because of the drink, but she again cries that now he knows why she's been drinking. She goes onto explain that Vincent framed her for increasing Jonathan's dosage and then kept her "drugged and drunk to control me". She continues that because Vincent was afraid Julian would force an abortion, he threatened to kill his parents if she told him.

But the kicker is when she tells Julian the penis reattachment debacle was also Vincent's doing. After determining Vincent was behind shortening it too, Julian goes for his son's neck. Eve pulls him back and Vincent snarls that it was revenge for being abandoned at birth. Julian reminds him they thought he'd died and growls, "If only you had!" As Vincent groans in labor pains, Julian goes on about how Valerie was such a great employee and Vincent better not plan on using Valerie's insurance for the baby. Stationed at Vincent's legs, Eve gives Julian a reality check, reminding him his son is about to have his baby. Vincent yells that the baby is coming and Eve tells him mommy is here and all is okay. Julian guffaws at that, marveling, "It is a world gone mad, completely mad!" Vincent videotapes his mother at work, listing off all of her medical expertise, from gynecology to brain surgery. She refuses to offer a message for his blog and when he screams in pain, orders him to do his Lamaze. Once the contraction ends, he turns the camera on Julian. He asks Julian to put down the bottle and speak to his coming child. "No child should know how I'm feeling now," Julian growls. Eve tells Vincent to put the camera aside, but having placed bets on whether he was really giving birth, Vincent needs proof of it happening. Julian is beside himself, but Vincent sighs that he used an alias in his blog. Julian counters that won't do much good when his Crane face is all over the internet. Vincent realizes Dad is right and asks if he can back the birth up a bit to do some reshoots. Eve says it's too late now and suddenly Vincent takes a turn. His pulse is racing and he's sure something isn't right, to which Julian cheers, "Something isn't right! I'll drink to that!" But Eve sees that there's a real problem and Vincent has to go to the hospital. Both guys say no way and Vincent tells her she must deliver the baby at home. She begs Julian to go to the hospital, because he can't give birth through his woman parts. Julian hands her a butcher knife and tells her to do a c-section. She grabs his lapels and warns that Vincent and the baby will die if they don't get to the hospital. That's not exactly a winning argument!

Pilar wakes to a late night phone call, informing her that Juanita has escaped, and realizes she must get to Theresa before she tells Ethan all. Trapped in the bathroom, Theresa already knows. Gwen and Ethan storm in to see who's hiding and find... Gert-resa. Gert-resa says she wasn't hiding, but was embarrassed. She sprays some air freshener and demurs, "I was otherwise engaged." Ethan laughs, telling her she could have said something. Gwen just can't believe she let them break the door down instead of answering. Ethan asks about the note from Pilar, so Gert-resa says she sent it and planned the dinner for Ethan. Gwen lets into her about her being the nanny and demands to know why she's throwing herself at Ethan. Gert-resa flashes back to her telenovela plan to reveal herself to Ethan and stalls as she thinks of a plan. Gwen continues to accuse her of a seduction attempt, so Gert-resa recounts how mad Gwen was at her for taking a stand for Little E and reveals she was afraid she'd get canned for speaking out. She didn't want to leave, so she created a nice evening for the couple. "My mouth may be big, but my heart is in the right place," she insists. Ethan sighs that Gert is amazing, but Gwen's not so sure. He tells Gert-resa speaking out will never get her canned and this gesture was unnecessary. She just tells them to enjoy their dinner together and excuses herself. "She really is something, isn't she," Ethan marvels to Gwen, who just wants to know WHAT that something is. She also wonders why she never got a note inviting her to their special night and why Gert-resa locked herself in the bathroom. Ethan counters Gert-resa was just embarrassed about using the facilities and tells Gwen to enjoy the meal she prepared. Gwen agrees, toasting them, and Ethan toasts Gert-resa for taking good care of them. After they finish their meal, Gwen moves in for some action.

Pilar finds Gert-resa, who tells her how she backed out of the reveal after learning about Juanita. "Gwen is going to be with him, not me," Theresa frets, but the women know it could be worse, if say, Juanita found them. Pilar insists Gwen will never push Theresa out of Ethan's heart, but Theresa is upset that Gwen gets to be in his bed. Pilar is worried when Gert-resa comes up with a plan to stop the romantic night and runs off. Gert-resa returns to the room just in time to interrupt Gwen and Ethan with homemade dessert. Gwen wants to go upstairs for her own homemade dessert, but Ethan insists they try Gert-resa's first. When Gert-resa lights the cherries jubilee on fire, Ethan laughs, but Gwen jumps at the flames, insisting Gert-resa's tried to burn her. Ethan thinks she's overreacting and tries to calm her. She says she has a headache, but he serves up their dessert and sits with her. She's about to give in and take a bite when she spots teeth in the serving dish. "These are the kind of teeth that people use when they're trying to disguise themselves," she shutters, while Gert-resa panics over losing part of her disguise. When Gert-resa returns, she tries to look toothless and Gwen demands to know what's going on.

Juanita is feeling cooped up in her hiding place and anxious for her lackey to return with Pilar's location information. When he returns without anything new, Juanita grabs his manly jewels and squeezes. Caught in her grip, he swears he's got everything on the effort and that they will find her. She takes out her gun, imagining she could use it to kill Pilar, and demands results. He demurs that at least Theresa and Pilar's sister and nephew are dead, so she aims the gun at him, saying, "I want the entire Lopez family wiped off the face of this earth, if I have to do it myself!" She recounts losing her hubby and kids to Pilar and insists the Lopez deaths accomplished so far are just a start. Her lackey thinks she's crazy, but says he understands and everyone is doing everything they can. She orders him to find Pilar or pay with the lives of him and his family. When he returns, he shows her a fax. "Isn't this interesting," she says. Back at the manse, Pilar imagines Juanita's murderous threats and feels her enemy moving closer, while Juanita sets out to the States to follow the lead. "I am coming for you Pilar," she coos.

On the Next Passions:

Eve warns that if Vincent doesn't deliver, they may lose both him and the baby.

"Who are you, and what do you want," Gwen demands of Gert-resa.

Luis radios for help, while Pretty tells Sheridan, "Luis is going to die, along with Fancy!"

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